For most of us who live in the mainland US, English is the only language (Duh!) Depending on which state you are living though, you will hear a sprinkling of Jersey accent, Texan twang, or even a second language spoken at home such as Spanish. Hawaii, however, has its own brand of language that strikes me as funny -- ridiculous even -- but really a product of its history, a mix and match of English and native Polynesian, Asian, Chinese, and all cultures that have settled in the 50th state since the world has known it. Ladies and gentlemen, the Hawaiian pidgin English. Mahalo!